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Play-off Fearless Forecasts
posted Apr 20, 2006 at 01:42AM

Western Conference

Quarter Finals

Detroit exploits Roloson
Dallas trounces Theodore (Montreal's Revenge)
Anaheim upsets Kiprusoff
Nashville surprises Thornton


Detroit overpowers Anaheim
Dallas beats Nashville

Western Final

Dallas blows by a tired Detroit

Eastern Conference

Quarter Finals

Ottawa disposes of Tampa
Carolina batters Montreal
New Jersey beats the Rangers
Philadelphia beats Buffalo


Ottawa slaughters Philadelphia
New Jersey upsets Carolina

Eastern Final

Ottawa sweeps New Jersey

Stanley Cup Final

Ottawa will split it's first two games at home, then lose two in Dallas. They will then win the next two to force a game 7. We will win the seventh game 4-2, the last goal being an empty netter. Schaefer will score the winning goal on an hysterical scramble with seven minutes to go that will hyperextend Dean Brown's vocal chords. He will sound like a drunken madman until the empty netter. There will be one more shriek and then Gord Wilson will have to take over.

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